Let’s talk about your long underwear game for a second.
You know you have a good thing going, don’t you? You know how to match the perfect long sleeve t-shirt with those stretchy pants. You know when to go with the waffle knits and when the occasion demands synthetics. You’ve mastered the moment on when to pull out the v-neck, but you can wear that crew neck like a boss. You are an expert mix-and-matcher, and nobody – nobody - can beat you at color or texture.
You’ve loved your long underwear since you were 8 and your mom bought you your first pair of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Underoos. You are long underwear royalty. In your bedroom. All by yourself. Myabe your spouse or significant other knows what you can do with a union suit, but that’s it.
Brothers and sisters, it’s time to show the world what you got.
Tonight’s big Yeti Fest finale is the much-anticipated Long John’s Fashion show. This is the chance for you to publicly promenade yourself out in your favorite attire without anybody thinking twice, except to applaud you of course.
Why wouldn’t you want to do this? It’s a chance to hang out with all your friends in your comfiest clothes? And maybe, just maybe, you’ll pick up a tip or two. I mean, how often do you really discuss the pros and cons of thermal cotton versus wool? This could be a truly eye opening experience.
Eye opening, but maybe not eye-popping. This is a family show, so there’s no need to worry about anything but good old wholesome fun.
The Yeti Fest Long John’s Fashion Show is tonight at 8:00 at Armory Square. As an added treat, The Zillionaires are playing tonight at 6:00. It’s all part of the Big Yeti Party and it’s just a great way to wrap up Yeti Fest.
To register for the Long John’s Fashion show, here’s the URL: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf_T2TKiZV36vDYmpndACYFsEHu6HmRvhd38SSVGVpZr7dLLQ/viewform
We’ll see you down here tonight!