Name: Abraham Luke Henson
Birthday: April 3, 1990
Weight: 198 lbs. (180 clean shaven)
Guilty pleasures: Showing people my poison ivy blisters, watching German Soccer while I’m bartending, mumbling
1.) To maintain my current lifestyle for as long as possible
2.) To one day make a Bloody Mary almost as good as Rich Larson (who is my inspiration and role model as a bartender)
3.) To have an Imminent beer named after my beard.
My car: I have a BMW. It’s a little bit rusty, and there is kind of a mold colony growing in the back seat. But it’s a BMW.
Best Concert: ZZ Top
Favorite Book: Rumpelstiltskin
Favorite Movie: Lord of the Rings
Favorite TV show: Grizzly Adams
Sports played: Soccer. There is no other sport.
Pets: I have an older brother named Sam
Foods I crave: Bogie Bites.
People I admire: Rich Larson, Mahatma Gandhi, German National Soccer Coach Joachim Löw
People I’m often mistaken for: St. Patrick, Karl Marx, Erik the Red
Jobs before bartending: I’m an educational assistant with the Cannon Valley Special Education Cooperative. I’ve heard they think that my “interactions with the students are world class.” Of course, that’s an anonymous quote. Nobody would go on record. (editor’s note: That is a real quote from someone who works at the CVSEC)
Places I’ve traveled to: I went to watch the World Cup in Spain and Belgium a few years ago. On TV, I mean; the World Cup was in South Africa that year. I spent some time travelling Central and South America last year. I also like to visit Arizona, Wisconsin and Kenyon.
Favorite Beer: Whichever one I’m drinking
Sexiest city in the world: Whichever one I’m in
In the morning: I’m definitely sleeping.
Personal Motto: You’re way more awesome when you’re jolly.